OK, no volunteers. I can dig that.
Well, here goes one of my best:

Tired of being tilded dumb, she dyed her hair black.
Moved to the country in hopes of a better life.

One day, while doing her exercise routine,
she was met by the farmer next door.

He was leaning in the fence of his sheep pen.
With nothing much else to do.
When she was near, he said:
"Morning Miss". "Nice meeting you".
She kept walking.
"I have a riddle for you miss,"
"Yeah?, and what is that."

"If you can guess the exact number of sheeps in this here pen,
you can take home anyone of your liking."
"That's easy, 348." She inmediately replied.
Mesmerized he said, "Correct."
He opened the gate and said: "Pick your sheep miss".

She was all happy and picked the sheep she liked.
On her way out, the farmer said:
"Miss, if I can guess the natural color of your hair,
would you give me back my dog?."

Now your turn.