I believe there is a movie called the 40 year old virgin, very very funny
he went to get waxed but couldn't take it and left with if I remember right

a smily face wax job
I have some indian blood in me, so lack the ability to grow facial hair (beard) fully ..... which I'd never want anyway, and barly have any chest hair either,0 back hair, very light arm and leg hair..... plenty of hair on my head though
sorry this is of no help but, if you want to laugh watch that movie