Made a lowball offer on eBay for 12hrs.
We have been haggling me up, him down for like five times.
I never thought he will sell it. But couldn't go to sleep either.
Two minutes before the end, I found it in my cart.

There should be a law against people like that.
What if I have a cardiac condition?.
Or a renal one. (I almost said ****, but no problems in that vecinity.)
Or my nerves are fried?. Which they are. Since birth.

Gonna sleep like a baby now.
What's for you, nobody can take away. (Old Cuban proverb.)

TATA!!!.

Cheers.