I had a bad dream last night. Yesterday I had yoga, and my instructor told those of us who showed up to class before break a few hints for the final module of the semester. The questions are short answer rather than the usual multiple choice, and she told us the ways people lose the most points. It was appalling. Apparently, people don't capitalize "I," use slang and CURSE words, and also write their answers as if they are texting her. In my dream, I submitted my answers and realized afterwards that I had written them in text-speak. The ridiculous thing is that I don't even use text jargon when actually texting.