Everything sucks right now, including therapy. Didn't they used to do some sort of treatment that consisted of basically knocking people out for long periods of time? Maybe I'm making that up. It sounds nice. Of course, it seems like you'd have to do some sort of weird prep like you do for a colonoscopy so that you wouldn't **** yourself while you were out. I assume that would be necessary. To be honest, I wouldn't be too excited to be catheterized again. That hurt like hell last time. I'm too young for all that ****.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty sorry for myself at the moment.