Oi! gg! The dentist's office kids' magazine was called "Highlights." My favorite part was always "Goofus and Gallant," about two young blokes, one of whom, Goofus, is apparently the devil's spawn because he doesn't help little old ladies across the street or get his thank-you notes out promptly, and one of whom, Gallant, is apparently the second coming, because he's really, really talented at sucking up to authority and never, ever breaks any rules. Plus, he uses flavored condoms. Very thoughtful. I guess you can tell which one I favored.

Gallant was a such a nebbish. Ta.

Cheshire Cat, who is stunned at Angel's adept use of of smilies. Bravo, luv!