Boss told me today that I should write shorter code. Then wanted to talk to me about something I'd written. Told him I'd need to clean it up a bit first. Spent 20 minutes making it nice and short. He walks in, tells me it's not well readable like this and to change everything back to the original. Like, I can do either, but don't tell me I don't do something well and then tell me to do that right away -.-