Some mother-loving bureaucrat left a message about "X's body odour." My first name, no last name. This was the day after I showered, possibly the day of a shower.

My attendant then wanted me in the shower every day I went out. Since a shower is the most stressful part of my week, I had no choice but to quit my volunteer work. Having been hit with that low blow, I am now proceeding to sack anyone that could have been responsible for the comment. The mental health nurse....gone. I am also reassessing my need for a personal attendant, seeing as they will not rest content until their bureaucrats tell you how you must shower yourself...ie...on a shower bench.

The only contacts I will not be severing will the ones made on Psych Central. Any face to face human contact is now out of the question. This includes church.

No one can complain about my body odour if no one sees me.

I will also be showering constantly. At least twice a day, so that the remaining people forced to endure my presence will have no cause to complain.

If there was a way to completely cut all human contact from my life, including that made at the grocery store. I would do so.

I hope those bureaucrats are happy with the results of their comments