Lol! I always wonder this when I ask them questions. For example, I ask them their favorite color. Why does there have to be a discussion? Do they think I'm going to decorate my house in that color? Why isn't it a simple, innocent, curious question?

Or birthdays. I don't understand why they won't tell me. It's not like I'm going to throw a party for them. Hell, I won't even acknowledge it if they don't want me to. They get to know my birthday, why can't I know theirs?