I hope they never make computers that talk..just because mine already hates me and I'm sure mine would say something like that. Your computer may hate for you to have sound but mine hates the internet and constantly kicks me off. Oh I know you could read!! I always love to read a book when I'm bored! or try and teach yourself Russian..weird I know but I taught myself some phrases out of a russian language book onetime when I was bored. They were all about camping.