You think the mosquito should be the state bird.
You know what love bugs are. Trust me there is no love lost over the dam things.
You've ever encountered a 'gator that was not behind a fence.
You park at the very far end of the parking lot in order to park in the shade.
Rain like a firehose against your windshield is normal.
You break out your winter clothes if the temp drops below 60.
You have a hurricane kit and an evacuation plan.
You think anyone who goes to the beach in winter has to be a yankee, as opposed to a dam yankee.
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