Short-sheeting is NOT fun, TRM My husband doesn't have a clue and is forever laying on top of the spread/sheets and I accuse him of short-sheeting me and he doesn't know what it means :-)

I would just find 10-15 of the worst puns/jokes I could and tell them all day to anyone who'd stand still for 5 seconds.

How many dead people are there in that cemetery over there?

All of them.