When i wear something like a jumpsuit or a swingy top over leggings, i feel like people smile at me very indulgently, like, how wonderful, a granny-age surrogate! An im settin there thinkin, no, just too many cupcakes but not much else fits. I look like James Coco - sorry, Zero Mostel - in A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Forum.

Eta - no wait, i just looked, i look worse than that.