Well, some asshole on eBay sold me a defective item even though he said it was working perfectly. I paid almost $50 for it, so I filed a return request for a defective item. It was obvious the item was defective the minute I opened the package, but I tested it anyway to make double sure it was defective -- and it was.

It wasn't damage from transit, either. It was literally missing pieces on it.
Otherwise, doing alright I guess. Just bummed and pissed at the same time with me wasting $50 on something useless. I'm also pretty tired and could go for a nap right about now.
Hope everyone else has had a good day today.