I wish that I had a deecent bucket list

litirally the only things I want to do are to milk a cow and to ride a tractor, and i've all ready been told that it's extremely unlikely they are going to let someone untrained and with no experience milk a cow (cows are big, strong animals that can kick), so I have no chance

plus: I doubt it will for fill me

I mean who goes around saying I've milked a cow. my life is complete