Oh, i know you wouldnt.
The bridge trouble was such a lame trick. Close lanes and tie up traffic for three days - no one will ever suspect anything.

It really coulda been President Christie, if not for that. The hubris. Such a loss.
Hopefully doing some of the work, even something like a dropoff, will show your BIL whats what.
My stories DO connect. Remember its a sign of genius to connect two previously unrelated things