Oh, i know you wouldnt.

The bridge trouble was such a lame trick. Close lanes and tie up traffic for three days - no one will ever suspect anything. It really coulda been President Christie, if not for that. The hubris. Such a loss.

Hopefully doing some of the work, even something like a dropoff, will show your BIL whats what.

My stories DO connect. Remember its a sign of genius to connect two previously unrelated things