Are you being serious? You are taking your time to respond to this email? This one?! This was supposed to be the one which was appealing and vulnerable and all that jazz which you keep harping on about. This email was me at my most soft and here you are being silent. Sorry, what was that? Oh, you have a life outside of my inner turmoil and emotional suffering, do you? Sunday outing with interesting friends and loving family is it? Well, £uck you and your beautifully tanned forearms because I haven't even noticed that you haven't replied yet.