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Originally Posted by qwerty68
I am always good to laugh at so I guess that is something.
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I went back out to do my errands yesterday (one was Walmart). After I parked my cart, I was bringing the 18 eggs (had loaded everything else) to the truck. Someone honked, I am still so jumpy that I threw the eggs in the air and they landed with a splat. I am the type of person who attracts concerned people (damsel in distress is not an act--it comes naturally). Two men walked up and said, "You can take those eggs back, I am sure they will exchange them for you." The lady who honked, drove up with a concerned look and said, "Sorry, I tried to honk softly". I said, "I know, it's OK, I am just a little high strung." I did not take those eggs back--I got in the car and headed home. I was in no condition to be driving or even carrying eggs yesterday.

But I did it anyway. I drive like Mrs. Magoo.