I am comforted by the phrase " the cat sat on the mat"

I don't know why, it's just so satisfying to say, but also so weird when I'm in pubblic and I just blurt it out.. the cat sat on the mat, people are like whaaa?. why are you saying that, what cat?

maybe it's because it's one of the first sentences I ever formed. reminds me of childhood

I am also comforted by the smell of ciggirette smoke. when I go somewhere and someone is smelling of smoke, I get distracted and turn to face them. I'm surprised no one's asked me.. what, do I smell? (well someone has asked me out if they smell, but she asked me that in relation to something else)