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"What took you so long, Jiminy?" said Mr. Peepers. "I've been waiting for that bottle of bourbon all night! Pour me one, would you?"
Jiminy tossed one back and grabbed a Mickey Mouse shot glass. He filled it to the top and handed it to Mr. Peepers. Then, he said:...
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield
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