Heard this one today :

A Secretary ,, Salesman ,, and their Boss were walking on the beach when the 3 of them looked down and spied an odd shaped bottle .
The Boss picked it up and all 3 began trying to clean it off a bit and polish it up to see if it was of any value ,,, when ,,, * POOF * Out popped a genie !!!

Well the Genie explained that he was there to grant 3 wishes ,,, butttttttttttttttttt..........., since all three of them had rubbed the bottle they could each have 1 wish .!!!

The Secretary said " Oh ,, me first ! " " I want to be in the bahamas on a yacht out on the ocean " ,>>>> Poof ! and she was gone .

The Salesman said " Me next ,, me next " " I want to be in Hawaii sipping pina~coladas on the beach " ,>>>> Poof ! and he was gone .

Finally it was the Bosses turn to be granted His wish ,, " I want those two back in the office right after Lunch " !!!

Moral to this story : >>> Always let the Boss go FIRST .