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This turkey and this bull were standing near a tall old oak tree in a pasture when the turkey turned to the bull and said " Ya know , I've always wanted to be able to make it to the top of that tree".

Earing this the bull replied , " Well , it is common knowledge that eating bull crap can help you to fly".

So ,,, the turkey taking a moment to think this over , proceeded to make a snack of some of this bullcrap.

The following day the bull was again by this oak tree and heard his friend the turkey call out ,," Hey look ,, I'm up to the first branch !!!

The bull then made a fresh pile , and the turkey flew down and had another helping ..........And this went on for a few days ,,, until one day , the bull looked up and to his amazement the turkey was at the tippy top of the tree and all smiles .!!

Soon after that a hunter came by and shot the turkey out of the tree [[[ aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ]]].

Moral of the story : Bullcrap may take you all the way to the top,,,, But there's NO quarentee it will keep you there.