Announcer: "Dateline: New York City. A certain grinning feline was seen strutting the streets with an extra spring in his step this morning as rumors fly about a freshly minted romance that has developed between the Cat and America's favorite Canuck, the adorable Angel Girl. The Cat confirmed that both had fallen hard during e-mails, PMs, and 5 1/2-hour all-night phone calls and planned to pursue their love story face-to-face at the earliest possible opportunity. He then vanished, leaving only his customary smile behind. But now we know what he's smiling about. This is Walter Winchell signing off."