HEY EVR'BUDDY
I bought beer! I like beer. Would you like a beer? Here, have one. I have a truck full.
So, lemme tellya about being from England. We have a lot of beer. Wanna nuther beer? I've had 16 today.
No, I don't know the Royal Family. Do they drink beer? Prolly not. Here, lemme crack one open for ya.
I loveya all. You're all great peeple. Were your grandparents on the Mayflower? Hey, I bet they hadda drink a lotta beer on that trip.
Muricans are nice. Your beer is kinda weak though. My beer isn't. It's STRONG. *hic*

(This is why I don't go out any more )