when I was younger I told someone they smelled like a garbage can.

the most embarrassing thing about this was not the comment, it was the fact that I'm not even american and I was using american words in an american accent

no one was amused by the fact that I was trying to act like someone I wasn't

I think I might of been a bit hyper at the time

oh, and the person I told smelled I didn't even know- it was just someone random

so like: hi, nice to meet you, by the way you smell.