4 year old:
Jersey. Can I have some of your coffee?
Me: Have you lost your marbles?
Him: (laughing) No. They are still all here in my head. I counted them this morning.
Me: No coffee for you. Let’s move on.
Him: (5 minutes later) Jersey. I just counted the marbles in your head.
Me: And?
Him: (laughing) Yesterday you had 6 but today you only have 5. I still love you though.
Me: ........ ......