Well no. He didn’t say that. I watched our Nest doorbell camera. And when Mark was leaving he said to my husband basically, “sorry about accidentally seeing your wife, but thanks for letting me stay and watch. She’s gorgeous.” And my husband said something like, “any time. Glad you enjoyed the view.” So he’s telling the truth and didn’t suggest it was intentional on my part. But obviously Mark knows it was intentional in my husband’s part. Which again, I don’t understand how my husband is ok with that. But whatever.

And I forget who asked, but Mark is single right now. So he wasn’t looking at me behind another woman’s back.