Ok so here's my sorta biography of what I look like.
I'm short and fat. 5'4, 105 lbs. I have black and blonde hair, but it changed frequently. It also changes lengths frequently, I cut it myself. My eyes are green. I have smallish feet, size 7. My fingers are too long, my nose is too big, and overall I'm just ew.

This is most recent.

Me and the best person in the world. =)

Oh, and I entertain little kids for a living.