A few years ago someone called my house and I didn’t answer the phone and she left a message on my answering machine that has my last name in the message and the person calling said “sophisticated lady, sophisticated lady, I know your there.” I was like what in the actual ****?” Who is this???
Also I’ve been getting a magazine subscription for a few years but I don’t know who’s sending it and the company won’t tell me who’s sending it. I don’t remember at all signing up for anything.
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