1. I broke the pencil sharpener sharpening crayons.
2. I tried flooding the toilet. It didn’t work.
3. I accidentally made a mess of my schools library in kindergarten. The librarian saw the mess and started yelling at everyone. No one knew it was me. The next week we had to have a lesson on how to behave in the library.
I’m sure that there are more.
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