no but i had no friends as well. my stories were things i overheard or saw, just listen sometimes. you'll be surprised what you'll hear. and that's obviously not funny but like, the dude who called me a suicidal satanist for listening to metal and wearing black even though I had a massive cross on my shirt and was raised, Christian was pretty funny lol such creative nicknames, bullies weren't discreet with me, they had no shame and straight-up would just say my name.