perhaps my favorite one is sitting in assembly and the head master telling the school that he wants some people to come up to the front and tell the school what they are greatful.

so: their's all the usual ones- greatful for the teachers, the friends, the lessons, the experiences,

then rebecca (a kid who was in my class), walked right to the front and said- my favorite thing about school is that eventually I'm going to get out of here!

it stopped assembly because everyone was laughing so hard and the headmaster was shocked