I'm not a heavy emoji user, but like all of the ones shown. I guess the spinning on the head is the one that I most enjoy using.

I'll tell a couple funny stories about things I either said to my psychiatrist in the past and/or things he said to me. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks they're funny. [I have my own brand of humor.] Perhaps you'd have to be there.

Story # 1
One time, a long while back, when a bit hypomanic, I was sitting in my psychiatrist's waiting room. As usual, I knew he was about to come and get me because I heard him go into the bathroom. He always goes to the bathroom before opening the waiting room door to greet me. After he was done, he opened the door and I skipped down the hall into his office and plopped down on the sofa. As soon as he entered (I was a mile ahead of him), I then said, quite rapidly and excitedly, "I've always wondered why you always go pee right before my session. Is it because you worry that what you'll see and hear will make you piss yourself?"

Shocked, of course, he paused and replied, "If you were my age you'd know that I have to pee before every session."

Story # 2

At the end of every session with my psychiatrist, he goes to his computer to schedule a future appointment for me. This time, something was wrong with his computer and he quizzically stated that there were two BirdDancer's in his system. I then replied, in a frightened sounding way, that "That would be scary, especially if I walked up to her. I might have to kill her and you'd have to call 911 !"

Story # 3

It was just before Christmas and I was complaining to pdoc that I was already starting to eat too much. I said that I ate almost an entire panettone (an Italian Christmas sweet bread). In reply, pdoc said "Yes, I know of panettone. Our dog really likes it."

"Oh!" I cried out. "Then I must be in great company!"