My patio has allot of building tools and scrap. I put my dog out there. Sometimes it does not want to be there at all. So behind where I am sitting, out of nowhere, I begin to hear these sounds: Errrrrk, plop, bang, BANG, errrrk, plop, plop, BANG, and so forth. That dog of mine must be moving things around on me. What is she doing, building a new addition to the house??? So I say "Now cut that out!". Silence.Just silence. Later, it starts all over again. LOL

So this dog belches, farts, and snores. When it jumps on top of me to go to sleep with me, it tries to push me off of the bed, or she goes through a myriad of sleeping positions before finally settling down. This is a sixty pound large dog. Sometimes she moves her head all the way back to look at me upside down. She likes to do that. Sometimes I wake up smelling a distinct odor. The dog has worked itself up to sleep right next to me, with it breathing on me. Or I find its butt right next to my face. Then I can here this "psssst". Both times, this is when I kick the dog out of my bed. Geez! LOL

The dog still thinks it is a puppy. It jumps on my lap and just sits there. Then if she sees the cat, she catapults off of me to chase the cat. She climbs up on the top of the sofa, where the head area is. I do not know how she balances herself there. Then she jumps down off of the sofa, usually to once again chase the cat. Oh yes, I waxed the floors really well. So when she chases after the cat, which happens often, she slips and slides away. I find this amusing. They fight allot, this small cat and this big dog. Its a game they play between the two of them. I have videos of this.

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