We all knew my flooziness (and chocoholism) would be the end of me.

I get on the elevator to go pick up a box of amazon chocolates and get my mail, it stops at an intermediate floor. As the person begins boarding, i politely but assertively say, "Would you mind waiting for the next..." then i see that its the VERY cute guy who KNOWS I have a total crush on him.

He gets on. He says, "oh even my mama cant tell me no" or something like that. Overtalking him, i say, "a hospital worker? How dangerous can it be? Give me a kiss, baby!" He laughs, he goes so how you doin. We maintain our distance!