I bought 6 guitars on ebay in two days and totally forgot. They started showing up a couple of days later. My partner asked: "Where did all these new guitars come from?"

"I have no idea," I said.

"Hmm. We'll see about that..."

Then, she checked our ebay. Enought said. It was quite a bit of money. She made me sell most of them.

I used to keep my mania a secret. I wouldn't tell anyone. I thought it was funny. Until I didn't.