I had a dream last night that Liz was cutting my hair. In the dream, she had been a hairstylist before becoming a therapist, and she was doing an excellent job. I was confused as to why she could cut my hair but not see me in person for therapy, but I wasn't going to look a gift haircut in the... shears?

Clearly this is related to me deciding a few days ago that I am probably going to let my wife cut my hair because I would rather have a goofy short haircut than a shaggy long one. Can my marriage survive this risky decision?!