Do people have ****ing wires to my head and say "oh, boy, spikes is feeling quite frightened of EVERYTHING today, maybe it's time to pump her septic tank and knock on her door and make loud noises and sound like kidnappers on the porch"
I swear on my life they do this every time. If it's not te septic it's the oil or campaign asshats or something along the lines. They're screwing with me. They're screwing with me and I'm going to take action the next time it ****ing happens.