I tend to use euphemisms like "pleasure myself" or, re: H "we were intimate," but then Dr. T will just say "masturbate" or "have sex," which was awkward at first, and I'm sure my face turned bright red, but I've kinda gotten used to it. Then there was the one time when he said, "Sometimes you just want to f***" (like as opposed to making love) and I thought my head might explode, especially because he doesn't curse too often.