Ive often felt like a weirdo when people around the apartment bldg would say to me in the past couple of years (i guess since i stopped going out to t 4 times a week?) "I havent seen you in such a long time." Im like yeah i dont get out much. I dont socialize, so when did they ever see me?? But now im like the leader of the pack. This is how we do it!

Except its like expert makeup - if you do it right, nobody notices!