Oh you're funny. Bacon and underpants in the same store? Well i guess you can put lipstick on a pig after all. Oh my, what a marriage of convenience! You can always use Itunes to play your special song that you and Mac have. I get most of my mac entertainment from the Dilbert widget on my desktop.
Hang in there Ms.Fluff. You can always use FreshDirect.com to order the man of your dreams--if he is a jar of Nutella.
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