New cat, loan dog, and I recorded a Zoom Easter greeting for my family. It went like this.

ATAT: Hey everybody, Happy Easter!
Loan dog: Woof!
*new cat struggles violently and head butts ATAT*
ATAT: This is loan dog. And this is new cat’s Zoom debut.
*new cat stops struggling and stares at ATAT with malice in her heart*
Loan dog: WOOF! (pushing his face nearer the webcam)
*new cat starts struggling again*
ATAT: Happy Easter, everybody!