AARRRGGHH!!! Whoever invented these contraptions needs to be strangled by a pair of them!! I swear!!

I hate them, yet I still wear them....guess the joke is on me.

So, today, it's a nice sunny spring day so I decide to wear a skirt. But my legs are....disgusting...so of course I have to wear hose. I dug them out of the back of my drawer this morning, and squeezed into them. After about 10 minutes of huffing & puffing...well, at least they make my tummy a little flatter.

So...I'm at work, look down...and there's a friggin run in my nylons. All the way down to the ankle, from about the knee.

Grrrrrrrrr!!!

Now I'm stuck in my office all day, embarrassed to get up and walk around.