I can't do this.

I'm supposed to be drinking this horrible stuff, a gallon of it in 4 hours. I am at hour 3.5 and only halfway through it. I have never been able to force myself to drink a bunch in a short amount of time.

It is supposed to be cleaning me out, and what it's done is made me pee and give me a horrible headache. It hasn't done what it's supposed to do, though.

blah.