I was at my friends house and her father came in. He's a jerk, always has been, and always will be. But we all put up with him, after all he is the father of my friend.

Anyway, we were sitting around and somebody brought up ramps. I asked "what are ramps", I never heard of them before in the sense they were speaking. They said something about ramps stinking.

Well my friends father leans over and says "Ms. Educated, you have no concrete intelligence, everybody knows what ramps are....you should study harder in school"

As mean as it was, it was funny. I still have no idea what ramps are either.