Well just in your response to my advice....

He cant afford to fix his car? yet talks of buying you a car? van? Move you in? You met him once and he wasn't making time to spend with you, you tell him when he is ready to let you know.. Now hes yakking... Okay. The things he is saying is pretty ridiculous. I mean everyone has a different sense of humor and obviously you are interested in him. If you had been dating this guy for a few months then whats he talking about might be a possible thing, but you havent spend real time face to face ... Yes we can all learn alot about people by texting or talking on the phone but I fully believe you can't say you really know someone unless you have spent time together, in person.

If you want a fling? Go ahead with this fellow. Id bet my last dollar that's all he wants and hes probably said all of this to other women and might be talking to other women while hes trying to dazzle you...

Just be safe. Good luck