But it wasn't hostile. If it WAS a hostile answer when I came back at him with, "Don't take that tone with me MOFO" (that's not me being hostile, that's me joking back), THAT would have been met with more hostility. We weren't having a conversation about food. We'd previously had the discussion about how he eats cheese. I was making a quiche this morning and just threw that question about eggs at him out of the blue. When I told him I'd text more once I was done making the quiche, his next text was, a very calm, "Is that why you asked if I like eggs? I used to..." and he went on into more stuff. When we were on the phone later I had said to him that when he's THAT over the top, at least I can tell he's joking because sometimes it's not so easy and he just started cracking up.

If you're the comedian I guess you're a handful too.