I don’t swear aloud except occasionally when I’m quoting something from a movie or a TV show. But I’m always swearing online and in texts and emails.

At work one time on my way out I said “yeah I have to go home because the cat is being an asshole to the new one.” And the breakroom just went silent. I rarely talk at work let alone swear. Soon word got around and all the employees knew what I said. People say way worse then what I said, in front of customers too so I didn’t get in trouble. They were just very surprised by me.