oh my gosh gary that reminds me of something a teacher at my school said to me and my friend last year....

"i may be fat., but thats only temperary. You guys are ugly and thats life long"

that became the bigest joke between us
we changed it to youre mom, your face, life long
like if she said thats ugly
i would be like your moms ugly
and shed say your face is ugly
and then we both say life long!
its so funny
and haha we wrote it with ketchup on a plate
her dad was like... you guys are gonna eat that ketchup right?