I recently got some bad news: a potentially life threatening heart condition and a series of inexplicable seizure-like events.



Mo (cardiologist)
As long as we don't know the precise extent of your heart condition, I would strongly advise against any medication that could provoke arrythmia or palpitations.

Tu (neurologist)
This first test shows nothing but at least until all the MRI-scans are done I would advise against the use of all psychiatric drugs.

We (psychiatrist)
Doe these ailments frighten you? If your fear becomes any worse, just give me a call and you can pick up a prescription for xanax or an alternative.

To look on the bright side: it might do me in but at least I will have gotten the prescription for free.